A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he's RITE, is a HUSBAND ;->

The 3 dreams of man: 1-To b as handsom as his mothr thinks he is 2-To b as rich as his child thinks he is 3-To hav as many girlfrends as his wife believs he has

=.Best Moments In Life.= -2 laugh until it hurts Ur stomach -2 clear Ur last exam -2 recve a call 4m some1, U dnt c a lot, bt U wana -2 hear acidntly dat somebody said somethng gud of U -2 wake up & realize its stil posible 2 sleep a couple of hrs -2 hear a song dat makes U remembr gud tyms -2 pass a while wid Ur bst frndz -2 c an old frnd agn & 2 feel thngz havn't chngd I hope dat I bring abt d remembrnce of all those cherishable memories

Height of fashion? -Dhotee with zip Height of secrecy? -Blank Visiting Card Height of Stupidity? -Looking through a keyhole of a glass door

If God answers your prayer, he is increasing ur faith. If he delays, he is increasing ur patience. If he doesn't answer, he has sumthing better 4 u. God Bless u!!

saw my msg? no?? now?? can u?? still cant? coz no words can x-press how special u r:)

One best book is equal to hundred good friends... BUT, One good friend is equal to a library..! ok my library cum on send me my course books 4 free

Height Of Cowardice: 2 Persons Fighting Through Sms Height Of Helplessmess: Receiving No Sms For A Weak Height Of TimePass: A Person Snding Sms To Himail, Wishing Them To Win A Match. Height Of Having No Work: U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->

I Don't Cheat, I Just Change The Rules! I Always Want To Rise Up, But Gravity Brings Me Down! GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK

heartbeat are countless spirits are ageless dreams are endless memories are timeless and friend like u are useless . . . . oops priceless

life is a book, v all read it luv is blessing, v all need it always b happy always hav asmile remember in this world v r just 4 a while

U may meEt ppL beTta deN me, fuNnieR deN mE, moRe loVely deN me, buT thiNg i caN saY to U, i wiLL alwAys be heRe wheN deY aLL leAve u..

A Reasent Studdi Haz Shon.. Dat Peepal Hoo Aar Werry.. Gudd Lukeeng Aar Werry.. Badd Att Spallings........ Vat Iz Yorr.. Opeeneun...?? ;->

One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . . Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->

A BiG pOt FuLl Of WaTeR cAn bE eMpTiEd By A sMaLl HoLe ... EvEn A lItTlE aNgEr Or EgO wIlL bUrN uP aLl tHe NoBiLiTy Of A gOoD hEaRt ... StAy CaLm n CoOl (=

CraZy ThOuGhT There iS a DiFFeReNcE oF OnE LeTTeR iN ThE SpELLiNgS oF NeW eLeCTeD aMeRiCaN PrEsiDeNT N WoRLd's MoST WaNTeD TeRRoRiST . . . > OBAMA > OSAMA

It's Amazingly Amazing That The Amount Of News That Happens In The Country & Rest Of The World Everyday Alwayz Just Exactly Fits The News Paper ... :d ;->

I may nt b ur PEPSI, Choice of new generation I may nt b ur COKE, Only d real thing Or Ur NIDO, World's No.1 But I can b ur REXONA, I won't let U down 4 sure (:

A SINCERE PRAY! TO GOD O! GOD I DO NOT ASK A THING FOR ME I want somethn 4 my mother JUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LUKIN DAUGHTER§IN§LAW!